Trashy Tuesday

So its vacation week here at our house, so I'm trying to keep up with posting!! I did watch the bachelorette last night and wanted to share!!!

We should just call this Bad News Bentley night!! If youre on twitter check our #badnewsbentley for some good laughs! Lets start at the beginning shall we?

First date- 1 on 1 with, hmm, sheesh, cant remember his name (good sign? I think NOT) Ben C. (after googling) and Ashely perform a flash mob, he loves it, she does. Awww....They go to dinner and he gives this grandiose speech on how he wants love to be big and magical all the time...can we say unrealistic? They smooch, big surprise..

Second date- Worst date idea ever, producers, you stink. They go on a "Roast" of Ashley. If you dont know what a roast is, its basically a free pass to make fun of someone and say " its all in love, and you have to be able to laugh at yourself" stupid idea. So she tells the guys she can handle it and most play it safe. I was surprised at Ames, he make a fake mask and pretended to be Jeff(the masked bachelor) It was funny! Then Bentley talks about how small her boobs are etc. William gets up and scorches her talking about how they all thought it was gonna be Emily....The finish the roast she goes off to cry. Who's there to console her..... you guessed it  Bad News Bentley! His commentary to the producers is so mean " Girls who cry are ugly, I may have been thinking the same as William but IM not going to say it" Ugh. They wheels fall of the date quickly, as Ashley is a hot mess. Ryan P does make her feel a bit better and William leaves and comes back.

(que sad Music and rain) Bentley wakes up and tells the guys he's leaving because he misses his daughter "Cozy." Yup his kids name is cozy....weird! He tells the producers the truth, Ashley isnt his type, he played everyone, he wished it was Emily. Then he goes to tell Ashley all this. Apparently she thought he was the one already and has a mega sob fest. Bentley "consoles" her leading her on saying this isnt the end, its a dot dot dot....what an douche (sorry mom lol) but he is! I cant wait till Ashley gets to watch his commentary footage so she can ream him a new one! Can we say After the Final Rose???

Last 1 -1- JP
They have dinner at her house, she looks a hot puffy mess from crying! JP tells her she is perfect the way she is and they change to jammies and have a pj party. Seriously, I am thinking its JP for the win. He's honest, caring and funny!!!Love this date!

Rose Ceremony-
No cocktail party, Ashley is still upset about Bad News, so she skips right to the roses! She sends home Jeff-the masked Bachelor and  Chris D...no big loss!

So, it's been said that Bentley comes back according to Reality Steve (dont click on that link unless you want his predictions for the season!) I wont tell you anymore than I dont think its done yet!

Hopefully she can move on and get over him...someone show her the footage!!!!!